Sound Off: Magic Jewels

By Austin Sound • Jun 2nd, 2009 • Category: Featured Story, Sound Off

Magic Jewels serves as one of the flagship forces behind the Black Fontanelle collective, the DIY multi-media group working out of their compound in north Austin. The trio of irregular Joes unleash a wicked barrage of psychedelic noise and mind-bending destruction with a heavy-metal heart, furiously unkempt and with a biting sense of humor. The group recently dropped a six song EP (with at least 32 different versions of cover art to choose from!), and has a 12″ planned for later this year, as well as their debut full length. While it’s difficult to take the Jewels head on, their winding, oblique force of distortion hits from all sides and is, to say the least, an experience live. You can get be-Jeweled this Saturday at Red 7 as the trio rides with a stellar lineup of local garage groovers the Strange Boys and L.A.’s Mika Miko.

Profile: Magic Jewels

Year Formed:

2007 as a two piece, Guitar and Drums, then Joe Gemz joined on bass in Feb. 2009

Members/Instruments played:

Joe Jewels-Drums, Joe Diamonds-Guitars/Vocals, Joe Gemz-Bass. (yes we are all named Joe)

Former Bands/Side Projects:

Hallelujah!, Ho-Ax, Man Speaking Chinese, Yoko Boner, Damn Human Race, Atomatron, Mr. Melting Man.
Basically Magic Jewels is one half of Hallelujah! and Joe Gemz is from Ho-Ax.

Albums:
Self titled 6 song self release.
“12 inch and full length CD out in August.

Influences:

so many, Motorhead, Deep Purple, Arab on Radar, Queens of the Stone Age, Kinks, Lightning Bolt, Death From Above 1979, Comets on Fire, Liars, Intellegence,Shocking Blue, Devo, list goes on…

Strangest comment or comparison ever made about your music:

someone said that we are what it sounds like when you fuck an electrical socket. what ever that means..?

Favorite local bands:

Horse + Donkey, Butthole Surfers, Yellow Fever, Naw Dude, Megazilla,

Favorite local venue:

Beerland

Upcoming shows scheduled:

June 6th @ Red 7

Shows over the next month that you’re excited to see:

Black Moth Super Rainbow, and Cave at beerland. Peaches.

Some of your favorite albums from the past year:

Cave “hunt like devil” , Quintron “2 thirsty 4 love”, Bermuda Triangles “Giant Squid” EP ,

Ideal band (past or present) to open for on a national tour:

Death from above 1979, Liars, sonic Youth,led zeplin back in the day but due to a strange twist of fates Ozzy ended up being the singer.

Austin Sound Questions:

Y’all are part of the Black Fontanelle Collective - who all is involved with that project and what is it all about?

Black Fontanelle was created by David Baldridge. Magic Jewels is involved, as well as, all the side projects and stuff we do. Black Fontanelle is a music collective based out of Austin, TX with the aroma of the great state of Virginia. Our main goal is to make everyone heard. We specialize in quality, DIY merchandise. Yes, those are two words that can go together. Everything we create is considered a Compound Fracture. Be that a recording, a flier, a show, a film, an album, an EP, a compilation, a poodle, a noodle, a doodle.

What’s so magic about your jewels?

well, our jewels were forged in an ice castle deep within the earth’s core from the ball sac of a lightforce warrior. We went on a spirit destiny quest to aquire the sacrad sac and after battling the ghost demons of the worlds unknown inner layers we faced the ultimate test of true enlightenment. Seeing the true essence of our mother planet and conversing with the elders of the different dimintions, we proved our worth by harnessing the powers of the stars and creating jamz that shook eternity and explained the importance of everything at once.

Song Introduction:

this song is called “Crank Fantasy” it is about doing lots of crank in the desert and seeing thru the eyes of an eagle and shit.

Sound Off:

Magic Jewels is a mega-force that can not be stopped. we blast sonic explosions in your face, ripping it from yer head, leaving your brains scrambled into a steaming skull-bowl of memory soup. our electric riffs melts eyes and deafen unborn babies in the womb. Our jamz create earthquakes and form tornado tunnels above us, sucking in all that hear it, tossing them down the cosmic funnel, surfing the vortex of the alterverse until they are spit out into the heavens above floating like wiggling music notes above the clouds. sacraficing your self to the ultimate power of the Magic Jewels equates to instant bliss and a return to man’s original form of pure energy and light.

Mp3:
Crank Fantasy

Website:
Myspace

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2 Responses »

  1. These guys are the gnar! Sounds to me like Frank Zappa hooked up with with some super Thrash chick then out popped the Magic Jewels.

  2. i love me some magic jewels.

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