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We know what you’re thinking, but how could we not go with that headline? Hey, we didn’t name the band the Pillow Queens - we just work with what y’all give us. It seems that the New Year’s resolutions of local bands was to finally give it up, and so the Pillow Queens are jumping on the bandwagon and declaring tomorrow night’s show at Trailer Space their final fling. Guess they weren’t too KooKooLegit to quit. According to Patrick Caldwell of the Statesman, the Pillow Queens was an “energized, spastic rock ‘n’ roll band that combined a keen ear for pop hooks with the loose proto-punk appeal of Television” and “Co-front man Will Slack’s gruff vocals made an ideal pairing with the goes-down-easy croon of Duncan Malashock” - which is a description we like as it’s almost exactly how we described them when we reviewed the album: “Their cool blend of witty, dark humor and spastic rock and roll is addictively entertaining…Weaves its way through the catchy sounds of 70’s pop music but remembers to pull in the energized sound of proto-punk groups like Television…Switching between the gruff, southern growl of co-frontman Will Slack and the smooth croon of his partner Duncan Malashock.” We know Patrick, words are hard, but you pull this shit all the time on any number of writers both local and national. Sure some music reviewing overlap is expected, but we’ve seen this from you since you were doing same hack schtick at the Daily Texan. (Seems like we remember an entire Golden Bear feature article that was ridiculously replicative of the Chronicle’s feature on that band that ran a month before. The DT article is not online anymore, though - a shame). We know print is dying, but you are getting paid, right? So come up with some insight of your own. So, just to make you aware, Patrick, we are reading your shit, and we read a lot of other shit too, and we would love to start a weekly (or maybe even daily!) feature of “Who is Patrick Caldwell copying now?”
But to return to our point - The Pillow Queens are quitting because Duncan apparently has bigger and better things to do, and the show at Trailer Space will start at 7:00 and also have Dave Israel and You and Me on the bill. (Not you and me, personally).